people who snap fingers at waiters are the people u need to throw into an active volcano
MY TOP 10 FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM PAUL IN TODAYS TWITTER
Q&A - This man will be the death of me, I swear.
There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
Mom: Oreo, you still have that Monday face on? Can’t you try something that doesn’t involve you sticking out your tongue at me?
Oreo: Yes sorry mom but for that you need to come closer.
… Come closer …. Closer still ….
♪ ♫ ,MONDAY MONday ♪ ♫ la LA la LA LA ♪ ♫